Cash and Kisses

The the Global economy is in crisis. People are behind on their credit card payments; 6.5 % of Americans are out of work and unemployed. (http://www.bls.gov/) Perhaps we should all just print counterfeit money like the B-52s suggest. They seem to be having fun in having fun in the basement....





Once you print all the counterfeit money you need to fabulous, you're going to need someone attractive to give you a whammy kiss.

Bringing Sexy Back

Do you want to touch me there?



Joan Jett explains in the "Song Do you want to touch" that,
"Every girl an' boy
Needs a little joy
All you do is sit an' stare
Beggin' on my knees
Baby, won't you please
Run your fingers through my hair?"

Bobs. Explosions. Moving Chest Muscles. An attractive androgynous lady.

When voters in California were asked on Nov 4 if they supported the state's decision to allow boys to touch other boys and allow girls to touch other girls and receive the same tax breaks that men who touch other women and women who touch other men receive, voters said NO.

California voters' decision to ban gay marriage was a poor one. Hundreds homosexual couples got married before November 4, 2008. Now, is the state supposed to revoke the benefits that it gave to newly wed homosexual couples?

Really, California voters are foolish. The world will not end once the gays get married. Lightning bolts from God will not strike human beings on earth if two ladies go down to the city hall together to get married.

Opponents of prop 8 ran a bad campaign against the ballot initiative. Ads for No on Prop 8 were confusing and wordy. The issue is simple:

as a lady and an American citizen, do i have the right to touch a girl and receive tax breaks? doesn't my boo (who is lady) deserve my health insurance? You and your boo have health insurance.

Voters in California believe that a lady has the right to touch a man and receive tax breaks but doesn't believe that a lady has the right to touch another lady and receive tax break. Hmmm. Back to the dick/vag problem. Apparently, gender as an issue is more complicated of an issue than the American people would like to admit.

Its unclear what people in California are afraid of. Perhaps voters in Calfornia just want to deny individuals the joy of touching whoever they want, regardless of his or her gender.

The United States did it, but it can do more

We Can. Not you Can. Not I Can, Not they Can, Not she Can, Not He Can, Not you all Can or Not y'all can. We Can.



-The Pointer Sisters With Gaylord Birch- " Yes We Can"

Some members of the Pointer Sisters are actually blood related- June, Bonnie, Ruth, and Anita.
Anita is older than June and Bonnie. Ruth is the eldest Pointer Sister.

As children living in Oakland CA, the Pointer sisters sang gospel music. The girls' parents, Reverend Elton and Mrs Sarah Pointer forbid their 4 girls from singing rock and roll and blues because they believed that rock and roll and blues to be the "devil's music." When their parents weren't around, the Pointer sisters sang rock and roll and blues songs. One day, June Pointer bought Elvis's "All shook up" record in front of her mom. June's Mom, Mrs. Pointer, dug Elvis and allowed June to continue playing the rock and roll record; Perhaps Mrs Pointer thought that Elvis religious singer when he sang, "Crying in the Chapel" on the "B" side of th the All Shook Up record.

Hooray!

In case you didn't know, Barack Obama clinched the presidency yesterday evening!

Hooray for the 1st Black President! It's about time.

One Nation under a Groove

Happy Election Day!

Check out this video! Bump and Groove to the Polls! Go vote today!



AND if you can't get enough:

Do you like it like this?

What do you have to do to get a date with someone you like? Apparently, ladies like you more if you can dance.





If you're lost in the dark and can't dance, George Clinton and Parliament will help you find the your way to the funk with their cosmic disco flash light.

Something Evil's Lurking in The Dark

It's Going to Be a Diller Halloween Night This Evening



Actually, the original "Thriller" music video is 13 minutes long. (You can watch the whole 13 minute segment at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8. ) In the video, MJ does choreographed dance moves with zombies. He mutates from a school boy into both a zombie and a werecat. What is a werecat? According to wikipedia, a werecat is creature in folklore that is a shape shifter similiar to a werewolf. It is important to note that a werecat seems to have feline characteristics rather that dog like characteristics like werewolves. Rick Baker, Michael Jackson's makeup artist for the Thriller video, described MJ as a "Cat Monster."

MJ used grape jelly for the gory effects in the Thriller video. Apparently, MJ wasn't scaring anyone on the Thriller video set. In fact, the dancers in the video, aka the zombie chorus, demanded higher pay for their dancing skills and almost went on strike; tensions arose when dancers complained of leg pain from dancing on hard cement in specific shoes given to them by the Thriller video producers. In music videos, do dancers normally dance on rubber floors to avoid leg pain?


Halloween is about scary things- witches, zombies and the dead, to name a few. So Scary Halloween Question: Do you remember the first time you had sexual relations with another person? Losing your virginity can be scary. But Betty Wright isn't afraid of anything....





Using Betty Wright's hook from "Tonight is the Night", Sheek Louch doesn't appear to be afraid of boring and lame players and shorties in the club. He exclaims, "Anyway, I'm trying to see who else is here/ I see shorties staring at me way over there/ I'm sorry baby girl, but I just got to disapear / because I/" and it cuts to a Betty Wright sample, "I just can't keep still"




But Perhaps Sheek Louch can't keep still because the Candyman is on the prowl. Using Wright's hook from ""Tonight is the Night" the Candyman, in the opening line of "Knockin Boots", proclaims that he is on the PROWL.



Although the Candyman seems harmless in the above music video, you should be afraid of the the Candyman!!!



The urban legend in the movies goes as follows: A son of slave had a love affair with the (white) daughter of a plantation owner. As a result, he was brutally tortured and murdered for his love affair with a white woman.

According to the movie, if you say Candyman five times in a row, in front of your bathroom mirror, the crazy psychopath spririt/monster/beast/monster beast appears tries to kill you!


Candyman

Candyman

Candyman

Candyman

Say it the fifth time! double dare you!

Remember to check your Halloween candy for razors!