Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Let's Go For a Ride in Chubby Santa's Sled


So apparently, this holiday season, men around the country are using Enzyte, the male enhancement product.

But does Enzyte
really work? Its unclear. ww.coreynahman.com/enzyte-information-review.html reports that:

It's hard to say if Enzyte works because the Enzyte people are vague about what Enzyte does. If you believe in natural remedies and you are willing to risk a few bucks you should try it - it has a money back guarantee.


OMG. A MONEY BACK GUARENTEE!! You obviously should try it if you can allegedly get your money back! Plus, you get the male enhancement cream to slather on all the special places of your body. In the words of the McDonald's Corporation, "Why Wait?"

But wait. Hold up. Time out. Actually, maybe you should wait on ordering your supply Enzyte pills. You can only spit game if you got game. People can see through fakers, sycophants and liars.

For instance, notorious B.I.G was spitting some game because he had game; he didn't need Enzyte to make himself a man. Anyone that uses enzyte is surely a doinker, or at least someone who is not well off enough to have a job with health insurance that covers viagra prescriptions.





But then, maybe we should do it still we're satisfied?




Perhaps in order to be able to spit some real game, you have to hustle a little and work for it. You just can't buy a pill to solve all your problems, sexual or otherwise. That would be too easy. But then again, maybe a natural male enhancement pill can solve most of problems? Enzyte claims it can solve your problems. Perhaps it just depends on what your problems are.





1 comment:

Unknown said...

Yeah -- I'm just waiting for my six year old daughter to ask me "Daddy have you ever had an erection that lasted more than 4 hours?" or, "What is male enhancement?"

These commercials are evil. EVIL. Think Obama will pull in the regulatory reigns?