Turkey Day Turmoil!

Every day with Sarah Palin is a blast!!!

A reporter asks Sarah Palin something like, Do you think the campaign trail changed you?

Sarah Palin: I don't think its changed me at all. I have the same values and convictions and positions and policies. I'm just at a greater appreciation for what other candidates go through. You know, It's pretty brutal. The time consumption there, and energy in order to go out and about at a national level. Also, a great appreciation for this great country. There are so many good Americans who are desiring of their government to kinda of get out of the way and grow and progress and allow our businesses to grow and progress. So a great appreciation for those that share that value. And it was a blast! every day was just a blast out there on the trail.

As Sarah Palin told the reporter that she had a BLAST on the campaign trail, a man behind her slaughters a turkey. To kill the turkey, the man behind Sarah Palin seems to be inserting a turkey head first into some sort of machine (perhaps a grinder machine). What the hell is going on here? Its unclear....




Although Sarah Palin seems cold and ruthless by appearing to be oblivious to the turkey being slaughtered behind her in a news interview, Sarah Palin must have a heart somewhere in her chest.

Since she is no longer running for VP, Sarah Palin has more time on her hands. After the interview, Sarah Palin chose a turkey to pardon.

(there is an old American tradition dating back to Abraham Lincoln that requires the president and the governor of each state to save one turkey from the thanksgiving slaughter. Apparently, Abe Lincoln spared the life of a turkey because his son Tad, wanted to keep the thanksgiving turkey as a pet. Subsequent presidents chose to present both a live and cooked turkey in the white house for thanksgiving).

Palin named the turkey that she saved, "Thanksgving". Real creative, Sarah Palin. Name the pardon turkey thanksgiving to further confuse the public with your republican robot media speak.

Sarah Palin announced:
I, Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska, anticipating and hoping that in the spirit of Thanksgiving, Alaskans everywhere will find adequate nourishment elsewhere and without this particular turkey, I do hereby by grant thanksgiving a full amnesty and pardon.




OMG! What is this woman even saying? Can you believe that she had a shot at becoming the vice president of the united states?!