Sunday, April 12, 2009

Gonna Hate

So, what is a hustler?

According to urban dictionary, a hustler:
  • People who are forced to use their Brains to make it in this world.
  • H.U.S.T.L.E.R - How U Survive This Life Everyday, Resourcefully.
  • Someone who does what it takes to make it in life no matter what the circumstances may be.
  • Someone who gets by any means necessary.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hustler



So according to Beyonce, a diva is:
  • a successful and glamorous female preformer or personality, especially a female singer who has achieved popularity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t16EiI4cb08

According to Urban Dictionary, a diva is:
  • a bitchy woman that must have her way exactly, or no way at all. often rude and belittles people, believes that everyone is beneath her and thinks that she is so much more loved than what she really is. selfish, spoiled, and overly dramatic.
  • A talented but imperious female performer. Originally used to describe opera starts, the word is now commonly applied to female performers in virtually any medium
  • irritating buzzword used by major record labels and media outlets on a slow news day to describe female singers (songs of which are usually prepared by the same three writers) whose musical releases usually consist of the same generic pap and the mainstay of whose audience tends to be depressed housewives who fantasize that the lyrics are about them
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Diva

Have you ever seen anyone fabulous rob a bank in a stick up?


Blah blah blah blah blah. This song is mind numbingly stupid:

I'm a, I'm a, a diva, hey
I'm a, I'm a, a diva
I'm a, I'm a, a diva, hey
I'm a, I'm a

Na, na, na, diva is a female version of a hustla

Of a hustla, of a, of a hustla
Na, na, na, diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla, of a, of a hustla

Beyonce might not be giving all the females out there enough credit?! Could a female bodied person be a hustler? Could a male bodied person be a diva?

STOP THE TRACK. Beyonce, the minute has passed. You're not number one anymore. Where you ever number one? You made that position up?!

Beyonce is doing a poor job leading the party. This track is boring and repetitive.

Beyonce has lost touch with the street: she drives around in a limo now. It might be time to step aside; let someone who loves eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the bathtub lead the way!

Beyonce is going to be green with envy when she sees/hears this track:


1 comment:

Unknown said...

OMG I've been thinking about this song since you showed it to me thanks so much for posting it- I couldn't remember the title.